Thursday, June 16, 2011

New Cable TV Vegetarian Diet

I am starting a new vegetarian diet.

It is based on the observation that TV turns kids into vegetables.

Anyway, I called up the local cattleman's association and asked them to start piping cable tv into the stockyards.

Piping cable into the stockyards will turn the cows into vegetables. That way I could become a vegetarian without changing what I eat.

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