I've been staring at an expensive Boggle Server for the last several days and feeling like a dope.
I can't do anything with my web site migration until I figure out the PDO fetch problem. So, I've spent the last several days playing Boggle over SSH trying to figure out how I can get the site running.
Anyway, I decided, after long hours of torment, that I would file a bug report. It bug report 71185. I suspect it will be summarily dismissed, but It will be interesting to watch the rejection process as I master typing short words on my Boggle Server.