A disturbing Science Alert reports that over 80% of the mass of fat cells burned off by exercising is released through the lungs as Carbon Dioxide.
Carbon Dioxide is a green house.
A green house gas that can lead to Global Warming!!!
In light of this discover, I say we slap an 8.6 billion dollar tax on the dieting industry
... and we should make fun of skinny people because they obviously are releasing more than their fair share of green house gases.
(Note, I've been trained by the media to feel outrage whenever I hear the words "carbon dioxide." I've been conditioned to demand more taxes when I hear the words "global warming." Actually the article is interesting. The article simple asks: where does the weight go when people diet and exercise?)