Happy Fourth of July

Today is the day that the little people celebrate "A Fourth of July."

As your intellectual superior, I feel obliged to point out that we've only progressed through a seventh of the month so far. We won't be through a fourth of July until the seventh and ...

... hey, why are you throwing watermelon at me? I just was trying to educate these people ...

Anyway, the important holiday in Utah is the twenty-fourth of July ... a twenty-fourth of July would have happened early in the morning on the second ... and ...

Hey, why are you throwing green jello at me?

I give up.

The Fourth of July, after all, is a day when Americans celebrate the day when the Founders of the US explained to their "intellectual superiors" what they thought of intellectual superiority.

Celebrate when you want to.

Just remember ... fire crackers release greenhouses gasses that lead to global warming ... and ...

... hey, watch where you are aiming that Roman Candle ...

Happy Fourth of July.